Okay, so, the other day while I was at work, my little sister, Jezzy aka PandaVincent, my little brother, the Boy aka Handsome Alpaca Boy, and my lil' brother's friend Micah, whose deviantArt page is something to do with penguins, spent a great deal of their Saturday drawing pictures. Why do I mention this? Well, all of these pictures in some way portrayed, mocked, exposed, and generally informed the viewer of my "vampire thing," which I have adamantly denied for quite some time now. There's nothing quite like coming home from a blizzard to be greeted by three adolescents, grinning eagerly, holding out a pile of drawings with little caricatures of me kissing little male caricatures with fangs and long hair.

In my siblings' favor, the pictures were really funny. There was one where I was introducing a "Vlad" to my parents, who were, respectively portrayed, on a bicycle and wearing an apron with adorable oven mitts, with the caption "Do the right thing," written across the top.

I guess it's time to admit it. Finally get it off my chest and come clean.

I know, I know, all those years of denial will just look silly now, but I've got to do it.

I'm going to type it, and have it be a witness to the truth.

Here it is, my confession:

I think my little sister is a better cartoonist than me. She may even be more clever than I am.

What?

You didn't really think I was going to admit something that just isn't true, like a vampire thing I don't have, did you?